Saturday, February 5, 2011

This beats the shit out of The Wicker Man

I can't believe I'm about to say this but I think I just watched a Nicholas Cage movie more ridiculous than the Wicker Man.  Vampire's Kiss (1989) directed by some insane faggot.

I seriously cannot fathom what I just watched and how bad it was but almost every other scene had me and everyone else in the a 1 mile vicinity laughing their ass off.


The plot? Here's the plot: Nicolas Cage is some office worker that becomes schizophrenic and thinks he's a vampire because some bat flew into his house, hilarity ensues.  Thats it, Nicolas Cage as an insane man never has been more hilarious.  From the stupid faces he makes to the retarded accent.  Seriously this movie has to be an intended comedy with how ridiculous almost all the scenes are.  Like when Nicolas Cage is walking around the night club hunched over with a wide eyed expression or flapping his hands around screaming I'M A VAMPIRE I'M A VAMPIRE I'M A VAMPIRE.

Seriously you just have to watch it for yourself.  Here take a look at this:


And remember "people get murdered every day."

12 comments:

  1. Wow, I've never even heard of this before. It looks like I definitely have to check out this LOLfest.

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  2. I want to see Nicholas Cage flapping his hands, another movie to rent this weekend.

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  3. If you think this is bad, you need to see him in DEADFALL. Holy shit. I do like Cage in some movies though, he just has to be used right. Bringing Out the Dead and Lord of War are both awesome movies.

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  4. Haven't seen this and I am really glad

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  5. Oh god, this looks delightful. When Cage is bad... he is BAD.

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  6. Nic Cage has have the most fun career.

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  7. 0_0 WTF IS THIS?

    "And I'll be damned if I didn't get really turned on..."

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  8. Nic Cage looks hella creepy in that pic.

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  9. Wow that sounds epically entertaining. I'll have to check it out sometime.

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  10. I have never even heard of this before. Thanks for the heads up! Haha.. Wow!

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